The Lumberyard

5910 4th St SW, Cedar Rapids, IA 52404, USA

Address:	5910 4th St SW, Cedar Rapids, IA 52404, USA
Phone:	+1 319-363-1860
Site:	iwantwood.com
Rating:	4.2
Working:	7PM–2AM 7PM–2AM 7PM–3AM 7PM–4AM 5PM–5AM 5PM–5AM 7PM–2AM

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Reviews 12

Mike Alan

I went there on a Saturday evening hope to have a pleasant evening and nothing more. When I got there there was one overweight dancer and nobody was tipping or paying attention. The next dancer was fine but not very attractive to me. Then a cute blonde came on with a nice figure. I asked her for a private dance and everything was nice except she didnt need to tell me she was gay and doesnt find men attractive. I am not criticizing her lifestyle but she gave me information I didnt needed and basically I took it as a "put down". Amera was here name I believe. Very cute girl though. The terror started when I went to pay the bouncer. It was a 2 dances for 1 special time with a cost of $25. The dancer agreed it was two dances but the bouncer got super intense (he seemed like he was on meth or something). He got in my face in a threatening way and "claimed" he had 4 dances on video tape which was B.S.. I thought it might be a scam and I confirmed this by reading some of the reviews on cedarrapidsbeat DOT com website. The manager got things straightened out allow though he seemed annoyed and reluctant to do so. The psycho bouncer was stalking me for a while. I believe he was looking for an excuse to harass me more. I had had enough and certainy wasnt enjoying myself. When I left he even came out into the parking lot and continued harrasing me. I closed my windows and locked the door. I was ready to call 911. I just ignored him and drove off. I think the bouncers must get a cut if their little scam works. You could have a nice experience at the right time and with the right conditions but I would advise you to stay away. This place is a scam and could even be dangerous. This place is not even worth 1 star. I suspect they will be going out of business soon anyway.

Herman

Setup, Ambience, Music is 4star. But still I will rate it as 3 star. There were two girls Kylie and Karma who came up to me stating $25 for private dance with both of them together. Dance was OK but what bothered me was they did not tell it was $25 for each even when I asked them many times before the dance if it was $24 for both or for each. Karma and Kylie were courteous enough to inform me after I had 2 songs (& blown $110). I dont mind spending money but honesty will be appreciated. They also need to understand tips are given not demanded. There was another girl named Camryn. She is not only good looking but has nice personality too. Most sensuous private dance ever. I dont know Lumberyard teaches their dancers anything but can take her help for customer interaction methods . I will definitely give Camryn 5 stars. Most of the dancers want to take you for private dances right away even when it is like 10 minutes you are inside the club. & walk away even more swiftly when you tell them to wait. I will still come for the ambience but will be cautious with the dancers. They are as different as fingers on your hand. Customer relationship management is recommended.

John Denver

If we could give this place less than 1 star we would have. It was grimy, creepy and the staff were less than hospitable. My mates and I went to have a couple drinks and wind down, almost immediately we overheard a worker (this arrogant little asian dwarf) walking around was insulting customers and seemed to be high on cocaine or meth. For the short time we were there maybe 2 girls danced. Due to the low volume of customers in the club the DJ continuously got on the Mic and said, "they wont dance unless someone sits up front". Im pretty sure people dont go there for the ambiance so, shouldnt someone be dancing anyways? One of my buddies also took note of several extortion attempts going on and it seemed like the bouncers were in on it. We figure this is what happens when the dancers are only making money off of commission. We left after deciding the oddly hostile and bizarre environment was not at all what we had in mind. At the end of the night I felt bad about even recommending we check the place out.

Zachary Worsham

Absolutely terrible experience. Wouldnt recommend to anyone at all. The reason why...I agreed to a two song dance at 25 dollars a song, that totals 50 dollars. The bouncer said i owed 125 dollars for 5 songs. I asked the manger TJ to look in to the issues for a refund he offered a few free admission pass and said he would review the flim to see what happen, he said he would like me know something asap. Two hours later still no refund no answer. TJ response, i cant review the flim untill it calms down and there is no one dancing. Im here on business matter and will be leavening for my home state on monday. So basically im out 75 dollar for something i did not receive and got the run around..

Johann Naylor

Im not into strip clubs, but this place is decent. Went on a Friday that was not an amateur night. Full nude, byob (no glass for patrons), and above average girls for Iowa. California 6s. A 7 or two. Zero 8s and better. One girl clearly tried to work the poll, most didnt bother. Bathroom stalls have no doors, so consider a dump public. In & out is prohibited. Plenty of respectful security. Shower shows available. Designate a driver.

S Donahue

Wate of time, been there friday at 5pm, got the free entry, but no girls around, the nice lady at the entry apologized and told me most girls would show up at around 7 pm, however its possible some show up earlier. So i waited for 45 mins eagerly smoking my läßt cigarette...no girls...why even bother opening at 5, the girls get to choose when theyre at the club.

Cierra Turner

I come here all the time! This is the best club I have ever been to. The environment is super fun and friendly. I never been to a club with beer bong, pool, and even a Nintendo! The girls are beautiful, talented and super nice. Dances are really reasonable and during the week they have great dance deals. I wish I could give this club a ten!

James devore

Kicked out for being on my phone by the stage when no one was on the stage after someone else was on their phone when someone was on stage. Felt it was unfair when I was showing a picture on my phone unrelated to this strip club. The bouncer that kicked me out was Ryan.

MATT STEGER

The smoke break was the highlight. The girls were less then desirable. They badgered you for money and got in your face if you didnt give them money to leave you alone, and most acted like they didnt enjoy being there. Wouldnt go again.

scott trimpe

It was ok. The girls were pretty not drop dead gorgeous. Most were lacking in the breast area for me. It was dark and hard to see the girls on the stage. The most positive thing of all was I got in free because it was my birthday.

Skittles Livin

Huge but cozy establishment with a girl to fit almost any ones needs. 18+ /21+ byob with huge totes with ice to put your beer. Girls are super friendly and love your company. Has to be a MUST visit gentlemens club

Kevin schumann

It was the worst experience that Ive ever had. The girls were very snotty n walked around expecting money for no reason if u didnt want a lap dance from them I rate this place a dump dont go there n waste ur time!