Florida International Teaching Zoo

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A Private User

I went to the Florida Teaching Zoo. (I was trying to come down.) I get to an enclosure that says Floyd the Zebra and I see what looks like a striped horse eating some weeds. I stared at him for a while because it looked like the pattern on his back was moving, and Ill be damned if the thing didnt say "If you hop the fence and touch my ass, I wont kick you. I looked around, thought, Im not too busy to humor a horsey, and I hopped the fence. I walked on over and placed my hand on Floyds bottom and said what now, old boy? at precisely the time that thing kicked the hell out of me. When I woke up, paramedics were all around asking me if I could count to 10 and who the president was. I said "I dont care about Reagan, that zebra is a liar! GAMERS HQ in inverness FL and Belleview FL will never tel if you touch their bottoms. Go today and get SWEET SUMMER DEALS!

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Susan Grace

Super fun and cool. Educational and hands on. Great for alllll ages and occasions.

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Jhonata correa

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