|Address:||13580 Interstate 35 Access Rd, Von Ormy, TX 78073, USA|
|Working:||Open 24 hours Open 24 hours Open 24 hours Open 24 hours Open 24 hours Open 24 hours Open 24 hours|
Where to begin... First time in San Antonio and also at this strip club. Went to sugars and was terrible and asked whats the best strip club to go to and they said "MGM Cabaret".. Wrong! Walked up two cops outside , they flashed the light in my face until i was in reach and said you look suspect, "What is that suppose to mean?" you look like someone were looking for. Cool thanks for the welcome. Went in place was dead until i pulled my money out. A girl literally walked up and said can i have $5... Excuse me? Told her i was good 3 times decided to start dancing anyway so out of kindness gave her $5 dollars to basically leave me alone. Still decided to keep dancing. A girl that walked up with her asked the same thing while dancing on another guy. Turns out I was in a area where there were no dances allowed ( first time at this strip club). Guy walks up, with what looks like an alcohol beverage and regular casual clothes. Turns out he was the security guard. Says are you going to tip her? Replied " I dont even want to dance with her and i already gave her 5 dollars" she continued to dance and he subsequentlu said theres no dances allowed right here. Told him that she came up to me and that hell be doing me a favor if he gets her away from me. At this point im still thinking this guy is a guest or customer. He replied " i said no fing dances here" i felt disrespected and told him "i already told you she came up to me my n***a" ( thats how I talk) keep in mind during this time i was the ONLY one spending money in the club, hence the reason why these girls came up in the first place. He had the audacity to say dont call me the "N" word.. Really? He then put his drink down and his body language look like he was ready to swing.. I continuously told him to back up still thinkimg hes a customer.. There was no scuffle or hands layed on one another and then the manager (Tony) comes up and says this is my security guard... Okay now i know who this guy is. Only a few words exchanged and they decided to kick me out. Some of the girls were mad because they knew i was the only one spending money and had a bracelet for the vip area. I was then talking to the cops outside in the calmest way possible after what happened and they said " Say one more word and youll be disturbing the peace" i was no way hostile at any point in time evem inside the club. This place is something else and Ive lived in Texas for ten years now amd this is my first time to San Antonio and I have never got treated that way even without spending money. Sad place, sad staff, just sad overall. Im never the one to take business away from any business but i would recommend you dont come here if you dont want to waste your money. Best of luck to them in the future treating first time customers this way. I would give 0 stars if it was possible.
Cover 20, want to get a lap dance? Thats 20 as well, oh but first you have to pay 20 for a magical bracelet that gives you the ability to get a lap dance. Want to go to a VIP room.... Do you want one with or without toilets? Not like for use, just turned a bathroom into a VIP room. Went for two hours with a six pack, finished the six pack before a girl was seen. And Im not saying I downed the six pack Im saying there was a legit 1.5 hours where all the girls where in the dressing room. The DJ practically begged for one to go on stage. Hell the one star is for the DJ he at least played what ever song we wanted as the girls were MIA..... An hour and a half of 7 dudes sitting around drinking... If I had wanted a sausage fest I would have gone to the dude strip club. 1/10 second worst strip club in San Antonio surpassed only by club paradise (same owners) at least the girls didnt out and out offer to let me hit it at MGM.(maybe some go to the strip club for that but not I.)
Girls are NOT attractive and its a dive. Supposed to be fully nude but very few girls bared it all despite being tipped.
I just pick up Uber fares there. But I always seen it to be happening. And the peaple seem responsible to call a cab.
Cool spot small older facility good music byob....outside sanantonio limits so all nude is allowed
Not good some were a lil hairy and. Doing sexual favors!! And then coming bak and dancing on ya!!!
sucks!!! girls are stinky skinny crack smoking looking and smelling. very low class!
Sounds N look like a Hole in the wall.... Girls are all fat... N jus gross.....
ONLY ClUB WITH NAKED GIRLS BEST AFTER SPOT!
Only club that shows pussycat
Too expensive at every point
OG Muddiee Blanco
The Dumbest Staff Ever!
Buck wild night