Hanover Country Club

5 Hilton Field Rd, Hanover, NH 03755, USA

Address:	5 Hilton Field Rd, Hanover, NH 03755, USA
Phone:	+1 603-646-2000
Site:	golf.dartmouth.edu
Rating:	4.6
Working:	7AM–6PM 7AM–6PM 7AM–6PM 7AM–6PM 7AM–6PM 7AM–6PM 7AM–6PM

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Ralph Lauren

Let me begin my review by saying that normally I am a positive person, and try to see the bright side of things. However due to my experiences at this golf course I just rate it an abysmal one star. To begin my ordeal, I pulled into the aesthetically pleasing grounds of the Hanover Country Club my hopes soared. Then they plummeted. As I walked into the lobby I nearly had my head cleaved off by a battle axe. Using my lightning quick reflexes I swiftly dodged the axe and turned towards my attacker. To my amazement I was met, eye to eye, by a Minotaur. When asked, an employee responded "yo brah, its chill we copped a minautaur from Crete." Unsure how to react to meeting a mythological creature, I got in my golf cart and drove to hole one. My first real complaint? It was quickly apparent that the golf carts were not built to meet my standards and were unable to reach speeds to achieve "sick air." My second complaint is that, as I reached hole one, I was perturbed by the fact that there was a lack of older African American men to mentor me in the ways of this great sport. After playing a couple of holes I reached hole five. This is where my day got extraordinarily horrifying. As I lined up my putt, I was alerted by a loud noise. I turned to be almost trampled to death by a large heard of Serenghetti Water Buffalo. As these creatures crushed the ground around my head with a terrifying power, I had one thought: I thought of the feelings I used to have for my Ex-wife Janet. This led me to thinking about the grandiose alimony I have to pay to her (Thanks Obama). I survived this ordeal and continued through this golf course of horror. It took until hole eight for my problems to resume. Due to the lack of mentors supplied by the golf course, I was playing as one could expect - terribly. I accidentally hit my ball into the woods. Then, as I stepped through a group of bushes, I emerged into a scene of chaos. I had apparated into the battle for Narnia! After three years, I successfully aided King Edmund and the talking lion, Aslan, defeat the Ice Queen. When I finally returned to returned to Earth and helped the HCC employees return their minotaur to its rightful place in Narnia, I then continued my journey on the golf course from Naraka. I entered the Kitchen/ Snack bar of this golf course to try the legendary mystery meat that is whispered about in the underground meat markets I frequent. I purchased this meat for an outrageous 27.34 pesos, clearly in place to take advantage of the wealthier clientele that basically live on this course. Before I took my first bite, I wondered what this meat would be? As the succulent meat rested on my tastebuds, I experienced what I can only describe as a peyote plant trip; I was transported back to my childhood spent eating this meat. It was dry aged Alaskan Bull Moose! It was terrible! Before I went back to the golf course, I went to my Prius Super Sport and decided to bring my Yorkies with me. It was hole 18 when I encountered my last and THE most horrifying issue. As I lined up for a chip out of the sand I heard the whoops of joy that I used to associate with joy, I raised my head to see several young hooligans racing down the slopes on tube sleds. I studied their trajectory and had a terrifying realization. By the time I reached Fluffy and Krishnu it was too late. I watched as the tube massacred my Yorkies. As the July snow turned red, my soul seeped from my body. They were gone! My children were gone! Overall, this golf course was a horrifying experience! For a 59 year old Pansexual half-Jamaican, half-Syrian (Jyrian), Transexual Hindu I felt like this Club was not catered towards my demographic. The Clubs one redeeming quality was that the staff was absolutely enchanting. I hope you enjoyed my review and will consider my complaints in your future business plans.

A Private User

Located just off of downtown Hanover, near Dartmouth College, this course is a very nice and challenging round fo golf. It isnt particularly long or tricky, but the fairways are lined with tall pines and the greens are perfectly maintained. You have to watch out for joggers and Dartmouth Students crossing the fairways on a couple of holes. I hear theres a rope swing/swimming hole on the Connecticut river through the woods off the 13th fairway. Anyway, well worth the greens fees at least once. Enjoy.

Griffin Stotland

Great golf course. Very hilly, quite challenging, but beautiful conditions.

Alex Kirk

Course open 7 Days a week April 1 to November 1st. 7am to 7pm.

Stuart Corpieri

Hard coarse to play

Stuart Corpieri

Tough coarse