E11EVEN MIAMI

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Daryl Woods

First things first. If you are wondering if you should go to E11Even Miami and you have never been. Stop reading this review and go NOW! I mean right now. Why? Because its ALWAYS open! 24 hours a day and 7 days a week! This strip club does not close! Oh, and it IS a strip club. There is no dance floor and half naked black, white, and latina women dancing on stripper poles so I think that qualifies. The girls dont take the bottom off but trust me you wont care because the strings they wear dont leave much to the imagination. This club is top notch! Think King of Diamonds with better looking women. And by better looking what I mean is these chicks look like models. If you are looking for chicks with huge ass injections and weighing about 145lbs and up then you are out of luck. The average weight of the girls at E11 is about 125lbs. (My type of chick!) Now there are some chicks with fake boobs but they are so beautiful you wont mind (and I hate fake boobs). The club is laid out perfectly. There is a huge square shaped area where the main stage is surrouned by sofas and 2 bars. There is also a balcony upstairs that was closed off so we could not go up there. But it did have plenty of seats and provided and excellent view of the main stage. There are 2 smaller stages that have dancers if you are interested in a more intimate encounter. And when I say dancers I use that term loosely. These girls are eye candy but they CANNOT dance. Dont expect King of Diamonds type acrobatics here. As a matter of fact the girls are even allowed to do table dances. I have never even seen that at any club before. They do provide lap dances in the back rooms starting at $40 a song, $100 for 3 songs and $300 for 30 minutes fully nude. We arrived at the club at around 1:30 am on a Sunday and went right in. The club was already plenty crowded but not too crowded. We left at 5am and when we were leaving there was a gotdamn line to get in. At 5am!! This club does not close! So you have to know when to leave yourself!! I wouldnt suggest even going before 1am. You may not hear about E11 Miami in hip hop songs but let me tell you. If you like super hot chicks, dont mind bad club music, have plenty of money and hate booty injections and tons of tattoos then I would go to E11 instead of KOD any day. Expect plenty of beautiful girls, bad club music (occasionally mixed in with a few hot hip hop songs every 20 minutes or so), and expensive drinks. I ordered two beers and the bartender said $20. WTF? $10 for one beer? Cocktails were like $20. Have fun, we know we did! Just remember when to leave!!!

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Jose Romero

Dear Robert, As every year this year I planned my husband’s birthday with your recommendations. I made a reservation at Touche restaurant for us and right after we planned going to Eleventh to have a good time. Well it ended up really bad. Restaurant was not the greatest one as they have us sat on a table where everyone passes by. When I asked if they could move our table they said they didn’t have any other table but by the time we were done eating other tables which are more conveniently located were still empty. After we have done eating we took the elevator and went down to the club. We had no idea what to do but the gentleman we met at the elevator was nice and he gave us a tour and have us sat front of the stage. We ordered our drinks. (Well as I am nursing I cannot drink alcoholic beverages but we ordered something for my husband) That night was everything for him. Let me tell you this. None of the ladies who went on a stage were seem happy. They all had very mean face with no smile. But our waitress was very nice. Anyway maybe after 30 minutes this gentleman came by and told us to move somewhere else as the reservation for the table has arrived. I told him that we didn’t sit there by our own and explained that the other gentleman have us sit there. Then he rudely asked us if we are going to open a bottle. (If the guest of the table who has a reservation has arrived is that matter if we were going to open a bottle?) I didn’t respond then I repeated that the other gentleman have us sit there. He told me that now it is time to move also have me felt that he was threating us saying that he is asking kindly like if we don’t move he would force us to move. I swear I was going to cry. I was there to celebrate my husband’s birthday. I don’t care how much money I would spend. Then I found the other gentleman and explain what just happened and he was very surprised. He went and found his manager. Well I had to tell everything again but the only thing manager said the guest who has a reservation arrived, apologized and asked us if we would like to drink something at the bar. We were already disappointed therefor we preferred to leave. I know this is not your fault but I would never recommend this club to anyone. Kind regards, Mrs. Russell. this letter was sent to after the horrible expierience they had...... NOT COOL. YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE 1 STAR. Robert Concierge.

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John Smith

I had a very bad experience in E11 after spending almost 10k in a night I will say loud what people wont say about that club. I book the table at 1am for 5k but you know Miami I was in other club before so I arrive late around 4am, at the door Mr "X" who claim to be the VIP director, raise my tab to 10k because the club was sold out and he has to give my table away for "no show" and now price is more expensive. I was with business partners so I accept it. They take me to the table and after the VIP host was waiting for me to tip him $100+ he directly me introduce a few girls, one of them Dakota and hunter, telling me that this girls are hes best one and for $1500 I would have full service, that means sex, in a private room. I would only have to tips him and the bouncer. He was acting like a broker for sexual favors of women for profits. I told him very educated that not for now thanks, but he was insisting and the girl was almost doing a scene because I didnt want to have sex with her. I remind you that I was in the club for only 10 minuts at that time. The host live but the girl stay and I ask her why she is doing in this in a nightclub and her answer was just incredible, because if she dont she will not make her living, she explain me that the host always ask her 40% of her incomes cash after every vip champagne room ( sex only in those room ) host and bouncer work all the same way with the girls, she also explain that the club hire more illegal girls with no paper work so its easy for them to make sure girls will satisfy all clients needs and because they have not a legal statues they dont talk about it or complain, she says than most cuban girls do the same things as well, in fact is the thru as only 20 minuts later 4 cubans girls came and offer us the exact same thing! So to resume this place rip you off at the door, they try to sale you sex with dancers, host make there living with those girls having unprotected sex sometimes with clients, so I will qualify it more as a brothel than a nightclub. I will never go back and spend money there again, Im Italien and in our culture this is not a way to do things. Im more surprise that law enforcement agency dont go to check them and clean this place once for all. So if you are against all this, just stay away from this place.

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