Ultrabar

Reviews 3

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Dylan Kreidler

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE service... I like to go to clubs with my boys who are of age as I am not but there is not a single night at ANY club that we havent spent at least $3,000 and we always get a table. Although they let me sit at the table with my friends they would constantly come over and smell whatever drinks I got directly from the bar, one time is fair trust me I understand that there cant be underage drinking but if I get a Sprite from the bartender and hold the drink in my hand without putting it down once dont come stick your nose in my drink. On top of that I had to take a duce 15 min after I got into the club and the bathroom aint shyt tbh I do like the attendant in there very nice and respectful but after washing my hands I see a security guy that was up on my level which was the top floor nonchalantly standing near the bathroom, stalker much... Creeped me out, come to find out they were under the impression that I was trying to wash the SHARPIE X on my hand to indicate that Im not 21, well thats whatever a little much but somewhat understandable. Well after the brief bathroom break I return to the table on the top floor and security comes up and accuses me of trying to wash the X off my hands which is ludicrous being that I do not have a red band and I informed the jackass security guard that I will be sure to check back in with him next time I have a bowel movement he got upset threatened to throw me out for being rowdy and I reminded him that my table has $2500 in bottles on the table less than an hour into the night and that I was the DD so if I go they go and he cowered back and continued to be an ass for the rest of the night throwing hand signals to his cronies and stiffing my Sprite they ruined our night we will not be returning sorry ultrabar you lost $12,000 a month at least thanks to your "security" I will give you this there are a couple guys in the security that are very nice and respectful one sniffed my drink saw it was Sprite on the first floor and he actually apologized and briefly explained better safe than sorry you understand right to which I said I do and he left me alone for the rest of the night. Last but most important WATCH THOSE SNEAKY BOTTLE GIRLS they no doubt make 100k a year stealing from you.The bottle service girls are all fine as hell wearing their corsets but they are sneaky watch them closely along with your bank statements in real time because they seem to think mandatory tipping means that they can charge whatever the hell they want for a tip on a bottle $60 is outrageous but its VIP so okay but thats what she told us the mandatory tip was what she actually charged was $125 for a tip each time we got a new bottle at the table ( glad that I wasnt paying ) overall the nights charges came to about 4 stacks ($4,000 to the white people reading this) that is about $900 in tips and the rest was in grey goose and ciroc.

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Tyler Meers

If you want to get overcharged for everything then this is the place for you! First, you get to wait in the line with a casual mix of mostly 18 and 19 year olds, older creeps (Im sorry, but 40 year olds shouldnt be out clubbing), and throw in a few drunks and people in their 20s, then you got the clientele. After waiting in line for an hour or two (usually you get to wait around till about 11 at night to get charged the cover fee). Either you get two big black Xs on your hand or a wristband, then get to pay anywhere from $20-$40 depending on what you look like or who you are with. After entering the main level you get a stamp on your arm. Then you enter what I would describe is one of the largest sausagefests known to mankind. A generic light show with some crappy dancers on tables with a waaaayyy overcrowded dance floor sets the tone for this "club". Thank god Im 21 and had a wristband, so I headed to the bar through the masses of people because this was already cruddy enough as it was. I downed a few shots to sooth the nerves and keep myself from going and knocking the collector outside the door out. I ventured upstairs and downstairs to find mixes of over-privileged, rich 18 year olds with big fat Xs on their hands, sketchballs standing around in corners watching people dance, the old perverted farts trying to hit on 18 year olds. I downed some more beverages and amused myself by watching the crowd of people saying how cool this "club" was and how "classy" it was. Once I was toe up from the flo up, I started to break my silence and talking to people my age (the far and few in between) that werent MS-13 members or general sketchballs. They said this place wasnt much and overrated for the most part. Then I amused myself some more by talking to the people who had opinions differing from mine, and I received ugly looks, comments, and all that crap. Next I was approached by a bouncer that said I had to leave (and pay my bill) and I retorted by saying something like how I should be refunded my cover charge considering it covered nothing. Then eventually the manager came up to me asking for me to pay my bill and leave, then I just walked out and went home. It was relief. I felt fine. I didnt care, I was certainly not going back to this "great place." I had an idea of what my bill was, and I will leave you all to guess what that is, but I got free booze so thats a perk. Oh well, overall it is a cruddy place and filled with 18 year olds and sketchballs at-large. I cant believe I left that place earlier where the people were all so nice, not condescending at all, and certainly not snobby. They were real down-to-earth people there. However, you gotta have the bad "clubs" like this one to have good ones like the one I was at before.

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Janet Bersch

Went for Halloween weekend last night. Music on half the floors were terrible, and ones that had good or decent music still didnt flown or match well. Sometimes the song would change to a completely different genre and pace, etc. There was little to no space to sit or rest unless youre VIP. Small and compact, so the sound quality isnt the best and every now and then some of the bass felt overpowering, as if it was going to explode or break. The staff I encountered were fine, the lady in the bathroom helped me, a person at the stairs was guiding the traffic of people around so that also felt helpful, and the bartender at the balcony overlooking the ground/1st floor was very sweet and kind. I also noticed there was little to no decoration or style and I wish there were more lights. It didnt feel fun until after a while when more people arrived and people actually started dancing. A huge thing that was frustrating and disappointing was the wait for the other floors to open, only to be let down by the not-so-great music and DJs when they finally did. The line didnt take too long, but the entrance fee is ridiculous and overpriced for the type of club this is. All in all, the environment, setting, and music were not worth the price and I doubt I would come here again. Also recommend and advise others to avoid this place, I wish I had read reviews and looked up more clubs beforehand to see if they were any good and worth it.

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