Address: | 2208 Natchez Trace, Nashville, TN 37212, USA |
Phone: | +1 901-679-8033 |
Rating: | 4.8 |
Working: | Closed Closed Closed Closed 10PM–7AM 10PM–7AM Closed |
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Andreas Grekos
When attending a small childs bar mitzvah, I found myself trapped in one of the many bathrooms. I scratched at the door to get out and an above-average man bear pig opened the door, chuckled, slapped me silly, and closed the door again. I slept in that bathroom. In the morning, an above-average sized "little person" (about 511) let me out and told me to come down for breakfast. I begrudgingly obliged. At the breakfast table I was met with the dwarves from Snow White and, of course, all the players from the Utah Jazz NBA team. We ate what was handed to us. The people sitting next to me got pancakes and sausage but I, on the other hand, received only the remnants of what I imagine was last nights used spittoon. It was displeasing, to put it nicely. I tried to escape but the home, surprisingly, had no doors. "How did I get in?" you may ask. I really dont know. I imagine I was born here but I cant make any assumptions. Ive been living here for about 9 years now. Ive been happier; I am in pain. I sleep in the bathroom each night because its the only place that feels like home. Please send help. 5/5 stars.
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Big Joe
Club Natchez be going hard! The people there are really friendly and accommodating. The resident cook, Zeezoo, puts her special touch on everything. Club Natchez prides itself on being the only true night club in the Hillsboro area. Look for deals on Loft Yoga with Dr Massey, Whipping in the Kitchen Lessons with Zeezoo and her Chef in Training, Graph, or join the in-house soccer team coached and captained by Ace. Deals run through December. With their very own chauffeur, Yung Uber, on site, you and your friends will have all of your driving needs taken care of. Excluding friends and family, the club is closed to males. However, it is open for operation 24/7 365 for females aged 18-30.
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Kai Oshun
easily my favorite club in nash. lets just say I was escorted into the bathroom by a middle-aged stripper in an argyle one piece and enchanted to listen to her connection between the spiderman comics and the lebron james edition of sprite. not all nights are easy but most at natchez are filled with wonder and drug-induced frenzied food-fights. have either made many BFFs or some enemies that at least provided some interesting contact names in my phone: hubert cumberdale usidore the blue north west mr. robot & many more all are welcome. NO CASH- bear pelt trades ONLY
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Meghan McGill
People come for the dance parties, but they stay for the multi-faceted experiences that you can find at the Club. From Reggae Brunch, to the house bands VIP listening parties, wine tastings to movie screenings, Club Natchez has anything you could want when it comes to entertainment and good eats in Hillsboro.
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Warframe PRO
Buddy youre a young man hard man Shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo face You big disgrace Wavin your banner all over the place.
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Kristen M Stieger
Best B&B west of Hillsboro - yoga to the calming sound of ocean waves will have you well rested and be sure to stay for reggae Sunday brunch, you wont regret it
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Alex Van Vliet
I especially like the wallcovering in the kitchen...really delivered the ambiance I was looking for.
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Ben Colalillo
This place is great. I heard theyre getting a ball pit soon
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John McWaters
The center of the center of whats happening in Nashville.
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Olivia Radiloff
Had to sleep on the floor with dogs. So scary.
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Nirva Patel
All around entertainment capital of Nashville
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Scott Baker
This place is a total cock.... I love it
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David Jangro
This place is the cats meow!
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Tanmay Mathur
Incredible food.
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Kyle Holden
Love it here