|Address:||2130 N Oracle Rd, Tucson, AZ 85705, USA|
|Working:||11:30AM–2AM 11:30AM–2AM 11:30AM–2AM 11:30AM–2AM 11:30AM–2AM 11:30AM–2AM 11:30AM–2AM|
As one whos never been to any stripping clubs, I cant say this was an enjoyable first experience. Immediately I was blinded by the void of darkness that surrounded the club. I found myself following my friends shorts, the only bright thing in existence there. We sit at our table, and are greeted by who was incidentally the most attractive girl there, despite only being a waitress, not a dancer. The food we received was sub-par, as well as the drinks, which was surprising for being name brand Coca Cola. The dancer I received a lapdance from was nice, but seemed like she was only interested in money. While this is true for most, if not all, the dancers, but she didnt even try to hide it. Overall, Id give the dancers a 3/5, and the experience a 2/5. I feel like the experience would have been better if not for the Robitussen medicine cup sized shots we received. Not great, but okay.
My boyfriend and I like to visit strip clubs when we go out and I have now seen all except Tens. That being said I can honestly say that the handful of times we have been to Curves I have been pleased with the cleanliness but disappointed to find any women with an adequate waist-to-hip ratio (think 7/10, the international ideal). If you are a customer like myself who likes curvy women (i.e. small waist with feminine hips), go try out one of the other clubs in Tucson. At Curves you will find lean women with narrow hips, many painfully obvious fake breasts, a few beauties and Butter-face aplenty; however, sometimes the dancing waitresses are the most naturally beautiful ones and well worth the wait. Service is hit or miss when it is busy, but great when its slow. Also, if you order wine dont expect a wine glass as they do not have any to serve it in.
First the negative, the DJ has horrible taste in music. It is nothing I have ever heard and would not listen to if not for the presence of topless women on stage. I can only guess management is trying to save money by selecting music with little or no royalties. On the positive side, the women are all attractive with limited amounts of silicon. Even the waitresses and bar tenders are scantily attired. Carrying a serving tray is the only way to signify a waitress rather than a dancer. However, some of the waitresses will dance. Unfortunately, there is a high turnover in dancers and wait staff. Finding a favorite young lady may be difficult.
As a long time connoisseur of gentlemens clubs, believe me when I tell you that (besides Tens), this is the only club in town worth going to. Great atmosphere, lots of beautiful girls, and great value. The service is marginal, however, but many of the waitresses will dance for you, too. While there are some really phony girls there (like Elsie), who is very persistent and annoying; there are some sweet, genuine ones, as well. One of these is Dusty, who is a personal friend of mine. She comes in later in the evenings, and gives terrific/expert lap dances! Well worth the trip!
The manager Douglas treats the women like cattle. As if he was herding them into the industry. He had me waiting for over an hour, walking pass me multiple times, to finally come up with the excuse that he wasnt able to find me after I got his attention. If so why are you working in a night club with bad vision. Douglass action made me feel small, not anything like a women. After all, this is a womens industry of beauty and we all have some. To Douglas, us women pay your bills. Dont forget that, have class and respect for the ladies!
I dont remember her name...but it was a Friday night (last night) and this girl was definitely the best dancer in there... Pole dancer I mean...most of these girls just roll around on the floor, but this girl was great on the pole. I even got my first lapdance from her! Im a woman that enjoys the strip club. Id say this one is better than Tens! Also, one of the bouncers was HOT! I think we had a bit of chemistry going on! Bad points...one of the girls looked like she just rolled out of bed and got stoned before work.
This is by far the best club in Tucson. I recently came from out of state, and checked out a few different clubs, so dont call me bias just because I work at Curves. But I think it has the best looking women. Most of the others have overweight, or methhead looking dancers. The girls at Curves have the best bodies, and theyre mostly cute to. They have good daytime drink and lunch specials, and offer lap dances and VIP room dances... And you can find me there... Keli ;-*
Pros: Several dancers have told me that Curves treats their ladies better than most other clubs in Tucson. On average, Ive had fewer issues with shady girls trying to rip me off. Cons: Ive driven an hour on a work night to take advantage of their 2 for 3 dance special. I arrived at 5, and was told it didnt start until 7. I waited until 8pm, and there was never a 2 for 3.special announced, even though it was advertised on Facebook.
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Run of the mill club with so - so women working there. Do not expect the Ritz. Owners have sordid histories of police arrests, divorces, prison times, ect. Women are regarded there as disposable and openly referred to as hos. Real class. BUT if you like this atmosphere (and there are times) then head there. You can swear, burp, fart, and be yourself.....................all under the eyes of sleazy owners
Getting there was easy. When we walked in there the first thing i noticed was that it was dark in all the wrong places. If we had to rate the women on a scale of 1-5 stars tge average was 3. The food was moderate at best. The margaritas were bad. But they had decent drink specials. And if i was a drinking man the girls would be 4s. Im not an expert but i have standards.
First of all I want to start with the manager. He is the most disrespectful person ever!!! The bouncers are literally just standing their not doing their job. The other day I went to visit I was some actions in their that left me in shock. They just dont take care of their girls. They just care about their MONEY MONEY MONEY.
I came into Curves Cabaret with high expectations. Let me just say those expectations were dashed. The dancers were homely, inelegant, awkward. The margarita was like drinking a lemons regurgitation of its own fecal matter. Its outrageous, egregious, preposterous, how little this establishment has to offer.
My first time every dancing and i really like it there so far. The girls are nice even though im still getting to know them. And i dont know everything about the club yet but Im slowly learning my way around. I love that i get to hear everyones stories before dancing for them. It makes it so much more fun.
Bouncers are great guys, to settle with, and the ladies same just busier and try do what they attend to do for work, I take time to know how the job works. The ladies are not as bad what the arrogant type of people talk about obviously. Which by means I would like to see how theyll progress on Christmas.