Heavenly Bodies

1300 S Elmhurst Rd, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007, USA

Related:	elmhurst movie theater
Address:	1300 S Elmhurst Rd, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007, USA
Phone:	+1 847-806-1000
Site:	heavenlybodieschicago.com
Rating:	3
Working:	11AM–4AM 11AM–4AM 11AM–4AM 11AM–4AM 11AM–4AM 11:30AM–4AM 6:30PM–4AM

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Reviews 5

Alex M.

2 dances for $25 and 5 dances for $50 is a total ripoff, especially if each song the DJ plays is edited to 2.5 minutes. Playing the music at a reduced time each song is like playing a song sample. The music should played close to its full song length so we could get our moneys worth and a whole lot more. While they.re at it, they should mostly keep up with music thats in the top 40 than some outdated music from a few years ago. The pizza may be free, but it tastes nasty and its 100% cheap and processed. If the cooks can cook burgers, Italian beef and fries, I dont see why pizza cant be made from scratch. It also tastes worst than Dominos Pizza because its like eating old cardboard. As for the dancers, they are mostly classless and biased against certain customers. The shot girls can be very annoying and aggressive, asking customers if they want a shot. A lot of customers arent in the mood for shots and some of us dont want to waste money seeing a shot girl drinking a shot herself. They get more aggressive when they ask to buy dances. What part of no dont they understand? When the dancers have problems with the customers, the bouncers kick them out without hearing the customers side of the story. Thats not real customer service at all if the club chooses to be one-sided, in favor of the dancers instead of the customers. As for the bouncers, they shouldnt have to front themselves as "staff" on the back of their shirts not to scare us. We all know theyre "security" by the way they wander around the club. Heavenly Bodies is a lower-level gentlemens club compared to Scores, Gold Club Chicago, Admiral Theatre, Polekatz and VIPs Chicago. If Heavenly Bodies wants to be a real gentlemens club, they should add some carpeting make it more classy. However, the shady ass owner, Michael Wellek is about making a profit without making over the place 100%. Hes been in trouble with the law before, especially when he stashed over $12 million dollars to evade the IRS for back taxes over a decade ago.

Sean Casserly

Wow!! The worst experience ever. I got interrupted by security during a $60 5 dance set with a warning about something the dancer never said was an issue after I asked her what the rules were. Once interrupted I stopped the dance very quietly and went down and sat at the bar. Evidently that was a bad thing to do. Next thing I know security is telling me to leave because the dancer complained (she never complained or stopped anything). I was like wait Im the one who stopped not because the dancer but when security charged in and said I did something wrong I felt so bad that they would think I would ever disrespect anyone like that plus the fact the dancer wasnt conplaing and if anything I was protecting her from whatever her rules are. Bottom line I ended up getting kicked out with no explanation other than the dancer was complaining about me breaking whatever rules etc. which clearly from her and my perspective I hadnt. I asked for some type of explanation because idealistically I would never disrespect anyone. They wouldnt Provide one and called the police to have me arrested for trespassing. All I asked was to understand what I did and there was no explanation. I then called uber to pick me up and the police showed up at the same time. I am now paying $100 fine and I did nothing wrong, was 100% sober and only asked for an explanation for what I supposedly did. Evidently I didnt deserve the same respect I gave the dancer or the club. Dont waste your time to go to this club. Ridiculous.

Casie Mccomb

ok, so I went here about a year ago with my boyfriend. mind you, I love strip clubs. I didnt like it at all, too crowded and I didnt like the women very much. we went back last weekend and I did enjoy myself alot and the women were beautiful, until a waitress ruined our experience. we were informed that you were no longer allowed to open a tab, it is cash only for EVERYTHING! I get tipping the dancers but my god getting drinks was a pain. so we were informed that we could just get cash back after we ordered our drinks, so we decided to do that. the waitress that took our order and card said it would take about 10 mins, we said okay. 20 mins go by and I just want my beer and money to tip the dancers and shes nowhere to be found. we finally find her and she was beyond rude and told us to go to the bar and get our stuff ourselves. she then proceeded to follow us and force my boyfriend to sign some weird certificate which Im sure is what we needed for the cash back but her attitude was disgusting. she ended up yelling at him that it was company policy. after he signed the voucher we left which was very disappointing because it was a fun time. my boyfriend said because of this waitress, we will not be back. she was Russian with a very thick accent, and very blonde, middle aged. just disappointing!

Michael Brian

Heavenly bodies is your typical strip club type of establishment. There is a cover fee of $10 for entry. One thing to consider when deciding to come to this bar is that there is no nudity on the floor. That is only available in the VIP rooms upstairs. The one thing I enjoy most about this establishment is that the food and beer here is very cheap. The pizza here is free and the rest of the food is diner quality. This night I was here for a bachelor party for a friend of my brother on a Saturday night. It was rather busy and most of the center tables were taken. The wait staff is actually very helpful and quick to take orders. Decided to order a patty melt and fries which took about 10 minutes to arrive. The bread was crisp and the fries were crispy. It was comparable to a patty melt I get at IHOP, so really no complaints about the inexpensive food. What I dont like is the constant barrage of shot girls running round and the very aggressive nature of some of the girls trying to get you to buy a dance from them. One girl literally blindsided me and grabbed me. Ultimately didnt buy any dances that night, since thats not my thing. However I will say this is a good guys hangout place for cheap food and drinks if you can avoid purchasing dances or shots.

A Private User

I see a lot of negative reviews about this place and I must say, it MUST have more to do with individual tastes and the individuals involved and less to do with the club. I just got back after a long lunch excursion with some coworkers and it was an awesome time. The first girl I got a dance from was "below" average in stripper skill but not terrible, the second was a knockout not only in looks but in ability and that more than made up for the first. Like any strip joint, pick the right girl and you will have a good time. The music was what is to be expected at a strip club but the acoustics were good if not a little too loud. Also, $5.00 lunch cover gets you free food, Burgers and BLTs were very good for a normal restraint and WAY above average for a strip club. Liquor is downright dirt cheap by any regular or strip club standard. My only two VERY minor gripes would be the lighting; it was difficult to see the "upper half" of the taller girls on one of the stages. Also the "Champaign" room is a little overpriced for a place with no full nudity and no touching below the waste. That being said the “VIP area” lap dances are very inexpensive for what you get. Overall score is a solid 9 out of 10.